Sometimes, the search terms that people use to arrive here blow my mind... according to my logs, montreal lapdance was a term that someone used to get here.

Granted, I'm in Montreal... but lapdances are most definitely not something I talk about here... nor do I go out of my way to find it!

"Internet Hell" is over; I got a month's worth of my overdue net account paid this afternoon. Apparently, that was enough to get me back in. Good thing I'm the honest sort; I'll have it all paid up to date within a couple of weeks.