About time. 3 years worth of material to re-code would have been exhausting work.
Regular thoughts and incidents from the life of Jeff Boman, a writer, artist and website designer with a strange lifepath.
1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
Hmm... the filmmaker in me comes out... I'd say I Get Up Again.
2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
Obviously Tubthumper by Chumbawumba, the title track... also Destiny's Child Survivor, Kate Bush / Peter Gabriel Don't Give Up, Queen Show Must Go On... I have to think of the others a bit. I'd dream of a musical score by John Williams, but he generally does bigger epic film scores.
3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
Live-action. This would be a story requiring real feelings, real emotional depth... animation would distance viewers from that a bit.
4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?
Let me see... I'd cast Johnny Depp in my role, because he's proven to be fantastic in such complex roles. As the parents... if Annette O'Toole were a little more mature, I'd cast her as mom... maybe Diane Wiest as mom, Tommy Lee Jones as dad, Winona Ryder and Brittany Murphy as my sisters.
(I'm basing that by fitting cast to their age ranges, nothing else.)
As my best friends, I'd say Sean Astin to play Pat, Michael Rosenbaum (with hair grown in) as Mike.
5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
(Show my character, getting a University degree)
VOICE OVER: He had the brains.
(Cut to me performing voices in a sound lab for cartoons, mixed with stage performances singing.)
VOICE OVER: He had the talent.
(Cut to a doctor's office. Mom and dad are seated with me. My right arm appears "off". The doctor is speaking to us.)
V.O.: Then, life tossed in a roadblock.
DOCTOR: You have Multiple Sclerosis.
(Cut to a montage of scenes from the film: me going through a range of emotions, learning of the suicide of a high school friend who also had MS, shots of me reading and writing, heated talks with Pat and Mike on the road in a car.)
V.O.: Follow an emotional journey of a man forced to redefine his life, to come to grips with the worst, finding the strength to go on and live.
(Close with a scene of me walking on with Canada Crutches for support. My face shows both determination and peace. The title appears on screen. The title song by Chumbawamba is playing. The announcer says the title.)
V.O.: I Get Up Again.
1. Do you remember your first best friend? Who was it?
That's a tough question... I was only 7 when we moved from Chomedy. I remember being friends with twin brothers, but I don't remember their names.
2. Are you still in touch with this person?
As my lack of name memory shows, no.
3. Do you have a current close friend?
There's a guy I still consider my closest friend, but I haven't seen him a lot in the past few years. Only once every few months or so.
4. How did you become friends with this person?
We met through Comicopia, the fanzine I founded 13 years ago. We learned we were born the same day, the same year, just hours apart and on different sides of Montreal. We've often referred to ourselves (and been called such by others) as Astral Twins.
5. Is there a friend from your past that you wish you were still in contact with? Why?
Actually it's three people - my friends from High School that were my clique (actually, I think we were four). I saw them all briefly once or twice years ago, but we never really kept in touch. I'd like to catch up with them.
I spent it all listening to jazz radio on a TV satellite station instead.
No doubt about it: come hell or high water, I won't miss it next year. It will be the 25th anniversary festival. Such an historic event I have to be a part of.
At the end of the issue we learn what he spent the money on: he puts up a plaque that reads "Future site of the Gwen Stacy memorial library".
This is really a note for those of us who were readers in the 1970s. We know the significance of Gwen - and were moved by it.
Considering that I don't drink and I'm already pretty much off all the time, another day off doesn't really matter to me.
Tomorrow will potentially be a tense day in Montreal: the artificially created moving day in the city. I managed to avoid it last year, and I'm glad I don't have to worry about it this year either!
She was one of the last remaining people from "old Hollywood", a classic and classy actress. She was in many of the most memorable films I saw in film school.
She'll be deeply missed - by many people, but by me especially.
The new Blogger works for the BlogThis! link!
This doesn't sound like the gag from Spinal Tap fortunately... (the group calls their latest ramblings jazz)
Some of these attempts at "covering your backside against lawsuits" are just too funny for words. Mine, at least. You have to see them yourself.
I've gotten about 8 of them in my mail the past year alone...
I don't need that many drink coasters, so I'm mailing them here.
These words by Pat O'Brien on tonight's Access Hollywood may have been a very apt way to describe legendary David Brinkley's role in life. He was 82 years old, and next to Walter Cronkite a national treasure I'll sorely miss.
I also leaned today that another legend, Gregory Peck, died in his sleep yesterday at 87. Only a few days after his lawyer role in the film To Kill a Mockingbird was voted number one in the AFI Top Heroes of Cinema.
I'm looking forward to an actual challenging series this year!
All of this supposed patriotic zeal in the US, booing the Dixie Chicks just because lead singer Nathalie Mayne spoke out on "president" Bush? Grow up people!
Last I heard, Freedom of Speech was a right in America. Now people are giving them grief because they actually used it. To me, that's really pathetic.
Seems like the Montreal Jazz Festival isn't the only one to deviate to other musical styles. Jamiroquai?
Personally, I'm not a fan of hers, but she has won many accolades of late (Grammy, Juno), and General Motors has really pushed a series of ads with her... I guess I have to grudgingly accept her as one of ours.
1. Would you consider yourself an organized person? Why or why not?
I try to be, but there's always room for improvement.
2. Do you keep some type of planner, organizer, calendar, etc. with you, and do you use it regularly?
I used to go with a manual paper organizer, but as writing by hand became more difficult I migrated to using Outlook on my PC.
3. Would you say that your desk is organized right now?
Far from it! My desk is a mess.
4. Do you alphabetize CDs, books, and DVDs, or does it not matter?
The most I've done here is to group CDs by the same artist together.
5. What's the hardest thing you've ever had to organize?
Just organizing unpacking in a new apartment. Almost a year later now, and I still have a lot to do.
1. Who is your favorite celebrity?
Since I mentioned him in the last quiz, this should come as no surprise: Billy Joel.
2. Who is your least favorite?
Least favorite would either be Tom Green or Geraldo Riviera. Green because he's possibly the least funny comedian, Geraldo because he always does dumb things, often that put others at risk, and tries to claim they're for the public good.
3. Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life?
I met Doctor Demento and "Weird" Al Yankovitch when they came to the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal in the late 1980s. I even have autographs from them.
4. Would you want to be famous? Why or why not?
Not really. With the lack of privacy that comes with fame, I'd probably go crazy.
5. If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?
If I had to, I'd love to have been Charlton Heston, just to meet some of the other great figures he's known.
1. What was the first band you saw in concert?
The first solo act I saw in concert was Cindy Lauper. I think the first group I saw was Huey Lewis and the News.
2. Who is your favorite artist/band now?
That's a mix. In jazz, the Marsallis Family have really been capturing my interest. In other genres, Moxy Fruvous are a perennial favorite for me. Billy Joel is my favorite solo performer.
3. What's your favorite song?
Holly Cole's version of I can see clearly now. Actually, pretty much anything she sings.
4. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
That would be the saxaphone.
5. If you could meet any musical icon (past or present), who would it be and why?
No-brainer here! Billy Joel again. Every interview of his that I've heard he sounds like a fun person to talk with.
Very sarcastic, but any reminiscence about some of what I loved in the 1980s is cool to me.
Nora Jones was announced as a headliner at the 2003 Montreal Jazz Fest. She apparently played at last year's shows; after winning all those Grammys, getting her to perform now is a real coup, apparently.
Outside of her one hit song though, I don't know anything of her music. Years ago, I suffered through a Julian Lennon concert in town for the same reasons. Not a situation I want to repeat!
Charlie is a jazz basist, but his contribution to the Montreal jazz scene is much more: he's the owner of Biddles, a rib restaurant downtown that often has live jam sessions. He was also a pioneer of the Montreal Jazz Festival. He opened the first one 25 years ago, and he's always been a major supporter.
1. Where do you currently work?
At home. I'm a freelancer.
2. How many other jobs have you had and where?
Let's see... if I count a summer job each time, I've had 10 altogether.
3. What do you like best about your job?
I set my own hours and I don't have to worry about dress codes.
4. What do you like least about your job?
No regular paycheques.
5. What is your dream job?
Having a freelance writing gig become a full-time position.
This site states clearly that it's a parody of the Two Towers Protest one... it did crack me up.
With this, there are now two unproven claims, and with this one it seems more a circus act the Raelians are making. Why should the fact the woman is a lesbian even matter?
I can't really criticize the Vatican for this. If the Raelians' claim is true, then they performed what isn't a perfected process on an innocent life, callously birthing it with no care that it could be killed by the process.
Man... reading this I wish I was a New Yorker.
I've wanted to use the Mozilla browser for months, but it takes a more powerful PC than I currently have. Phoenix is a side-project version, without the code bloat Mozilla has.
Here are some links for you to research the disease a bit:
JAMA HIV/AIDS Information Center
Lots of news about things like birthdates of jazz luminaries as well as comings and goings
It seems that religious zealot furvor won out again.
We are offended by the idea of this pageant. Let's kill people to show our displeasure! Yeesh...
In a world where the Muslim faith is trying to separate from the stigma brought by the terrorist bombers, crap like this won't help.
I was thinking of setting up CDNow links from my affiliate links to the jazz records I review here from time to time... problem is, the company sent out an e-mail to all affiliates that due to their merger with Amazon, we all have to remove our links before December 3rd of this year. So much for that idea...
This is the second bout of legal troubles for Paul too... scary.
A site to promote a newsletter, but also offering links to some great music downloads, as well as paths to streaming preview clips. This makes me really eager for the day I have broadband, just to hear the clips well.
1. Did you vote in your last elections?
Yes. In the last three at least - both federal and municipal.
2. Do you know who your elected representatives are?
I paid extra care to learning who mine were, especially as they were the candidate that helped to oust a hated mayor from Montreal. Too bad he's a bigger hemorhoid as opposition leader.
3. Have you ever contacted an elected representative? If so, what was it about?
Haven't contacted them yet.
4. Have you ever participated in a demonstration? More in my younger days. I was part of a protest many years ago to keep my high school open. We didn't succeed, but I got on TV for it.
5. Have you ever volunteered in an election? What was the result?
No. I haven't been that civic minded.
I first called them about problems with my toilet Friday.
Sunday now, and they still haven't sent a plumber. In fact, I called them for the 6th time now, to be told it's city policy not to call plumbers on weekends. So, I now have to go 7 floors down to the community bathroom whenever I need one.
Good thing that I'm more mobile than most disabled people in this building, otherwise I'd be looking at a mess in this place.
Before anyone points to the East-West rap violence: this group well predates gangsta rap. They had no violence in their music, the group that brought Aerosmith back with their remake of Walk this way.
First they decided to bring back Jacques Parizeau - the former PQ leader and premiere who managed to ruin himself in the media every time he opened his mouth.
Now the party Minister of Security made a very public resignation - and essentially said the reason the party is currently in third place in popularity polls is because the party has been straying away from their stated separation goals.
There's a moron ignoring the fact that the majority of people here - myself included - are sick of that particular issue.
Can't be the name of the book, written over 60 years ago or anything...
Are these the people responsible? Maybe it's the paranoia freak inside of me, but I'm not so sure. It just feels too pat that the perpetrators of these heinous acts would be caught with all the evidence in tow.
Besides, the reports say they were caught in a blue car. The crimes were reported as emanating from a white van.
In Burlington, VT one of the closest friends to my family is Rose Greenblatt. I showed her Montreal's Chinatown many years ago, she came to my cousin Ellen's college graduation in Boston a few years ago too. She isn't a spring chicken at 87, but she's one of the closest people to a blood relation for us there.
Last week, she saw a doctor about a compound back fracture. When the results came back, the doctor suggested she come in with family. My aunt and a very close friend Joan Chernoff came with. The reason they were asked to come in: Rose has a major case of cancer.
Her doctor was good enough not to mention the c-word directly to her. Unfortunately, an idiot intern blurted it all out.
Here's a woman who diligently got checkups, pap smears, whatever... but American medical folks don't look for things diligently, so this has been building up for years untreated. Result: what might have been treatable is now terminal.
The doctor won't assign her chemotherapy. She has maybe 6 months left. Chemo would leave her sick and weak for maybe 3 months more.
Thing is, the doctor told this only to my aunt and the friend. Rose saw an Oncologist yesterday, and got the verdict. From what mom told me, after hearing this it was as if all the fight she had left drained away.
This sucks. DAMMIT, THIS SUCKS!! We'll all die some day, but fate can at least be good enough not to give us suffering too... especially this. Rose doesn't deserve it.
As a result I found my 2-CD edition of Miles Davis Bitches Brew. I'm not a fan of electronic jazz (I think you have to be into major psychadelic drugs to really appreciate it), but it brings me one step closer to gathering my entire collection of CDs.
1. If you could only choose 1 cd to ever listen to again, what would it be?
This would be a close tie: for sheer instrumental jazz brilliance, Sonny Rollins Global Warming. His musical riffs on this album are fantastic.
For song magic, Billy Joel's Glass Houses. This was the album that really launched him into the musical heavens, with songs like It's Still Rock and Roll to Me and Sometimes a Fantasy.
2. If you could only choose 2 movies to watch ever again, what would they be?
Let me see... my all time favorite film is Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life. I'd choose the first Superman film as the second.
3. If you could only choose 3 books to read ever again, what would they be?
Isaac Asimov's I Robot, Robert H. Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land and the combined Riverworld saga by Philip Jose Farmer. OK, that may be cheating, since that's 5 novels combined.
4. If you could only choose 4 things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be?
Food: tacos and vegiburgers. Drink: Dr. Pepper and chocolate flavored soy milk.
5. If you could only choose 5 people to ever be/talk/associate/whatever with ever again, who would they be?
That is a tough call to reduce the list. I'll stick to folks you may know: my Holy Trinity (Meg Ryan, Michelle Pffeifer and Jennifer Conally), Isaac Asimov and Forrest J. Ackerman.
It seems that the only 'legacy' of the current Republican regime was shown initially during the party political convention... the entire event was a brag of all the battles they started and won. Social improvement, help for the needy? Screw that - we're all about having bigger guns and blowing things up!
In a few short years, Iraq will be the nucleus of revenge attacks on the US - putting friends and family at risk for me - and yet again they'll be problems brought on, created by the decisions made today.
I don't advocate ignoring the message entirely (ignoring threats was a problem in the cause of the September 11th attack), but right off the bat I had this thought: why would a terrorist give a warning to prevent their attack, as opposed to taking credit after the fact? Warning before possibly gives their attack a high chance of failure.
I suspect this message was more a case of bin Laden scum supporters trying to spread more fear.
I picked it up this week because the feature article dealt with my favorite jazz restaurant-bar in the city, Upstairs - which is a basement place. Makes the name catchier, eh?
Anyway, the article is about a logbook the owner started there a few years ago for staff and customers alike. Jazz and Blogging... a combination that'll prove very popular with me. [smile]
1. What was/is your favorite subject in school? Why?
I've always been a bookworm, so English was my favorite class overall. Once I was in Secondary 5 (Grade 11 for my US readers), I got hooked on Computer Science.
2. Who was your favorite teacher? Why?
I mention my favorite teacher on my personal site: Hope Hoey. She was my teacher in grades 3 and 5. She encouraged me to work with my imagination, and to develop the intellect they found then.
3. What is your favorite memory of school?
That would have to be the opening night of my grad year musical One Born Every Minute. I played one of the male leads. I still have it on videotape... I have to get it digitized very soon. The tape has withstood 17+ years, but I don't want to continue to tempt fate.
4. What was your favorite recess game?
I wasn't much into activity, so I can't say I had one.
5. What did you hate most about school?
Kids can be cruel, and the ones I grew up with were no exception. Racial slurs, pennies thown at me, and worms (because they creeped me out). Hard to narrow it down to one.
You can too. If you do, you can link it to mine. I'm a85bebb47e.
Today is September 11th. The first anniversary of the horrific events orchestrated by evil men in the Middle East.
I, like most, saw it live on TV when it happened. I'll never forget. Nobody ever will.
I think this will be the first Kennedy relative to go to prison...
I've looked at the source code, and can't figure out why this happens.
If you have an idea how I can fix this, drop me a line at croft[at]bigfoot[dot]com. I'd say to post a comment, but the comment server is down at the moment.
Oh, I know it's part of their non-stop campaign for new users, when they send out their CDs in the mailbox... but I never plan to join them - and since they switched to CDs from diskettes (which I could reformat and reuse), coasters seem the only thing these discs are useful for.
First off, Colonel Tom Parker was a cold-hearted bastard. When told of Elvis' death, he said something to the effect of "Nothing has changed. I'll still get my 50 percent.". Nice to know Elvis was managed by such an insensitive turd.
Secondly, his life was really screwed up from the sound of it. Yes, he was a great entertainer, a singer whose music will live on for a long time. Outside of performing though, he was really, really messed up.
Tomorrow marks the 25th anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley.
True, so many impersonators have made him the butt of jokes. True, he's on far too many paintings on velvet, and here in Montreal I've seen way too many pictures of him...
One fact is still true: when he debuted to the public for the very first time, he revolutionized the landscape of popular music. No rock star ever had the impact he's had. The Beatles are a very close second - but if you ask someone to come up with a rock star off the top of their heads, 9 out of 10 times Elvis will be the first name that comes to mind.
There's an old joke about Canada: when it's mentioned, people almost automatically ask, "Don't you have to wear your winter coat all the time?"
Well, this summer we've seen record-breaking heat of over 30 degrees Celsius (that's over 90 Fahrenheit). Today's high was 35 degrees, and with the humidity felt more like 42 - which would be around 108 Fahrenheit.
Winter my asp.
Between me and my friend Pat, we have pretty much everything that she ever released on CD or (*gasp!* low tech here) cassette tape.
I think it's safe to say we're fans. :)
I don't like the beliefs he's often preached... I'm very strongly against the NRA - but I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
Regardless of the time I go to bed, I've been awake for 7-ish in the morning most days since I've moved here. I'm a guy who rarely got out of bed for years before 9-something in the morning, usually even later. This with my radio alarm starting at 8:30 AM!
I'm getting geared up to look for a pod.
As I said before, I've been happy at Angelfire. This has been my server for about a year since Freeservers started charging for FTP use (thus making the 'free' in their name a lie). I just feel the need to go to a popup-free site, and I can't really afford a domain and hosting right now.
I'm using this as reason to redesign this site again. I'm hoping I'll be satisfied with the results.
I'm not as obssessed with blogging as I thought. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing...
Angelfire has been a solid host - the popup banner is a bit annoying obviously - but maybe I should move to Blogspot? Or, maybe I should just redesign my template top to bottom... reader opinions?
I started on the All Jazz channel. I tried one or two others briefly, but came back to the jazz quickly. :=]
The download URL is here.